Saturday, February 9, 2008

If I don't post for a few days....send help....

Ha! Those of you with dogs will appreciate this. I am writing while laying in bed. My male schnauzer is beside me and keeps farting in a manner that is causing Shooter to look at ME and ask me if I have some intestinal issue I need to admit to. We're getting ready to pull out the gas masks from our preparedness stash that we put together for Y2K and are hunkering down for what will assuredly be a long night. Please send help if you do not hear from me in a few days...it probably means we're suffering from some sort of toxicity issue not unlike carbon monoxide poisoning.

Signing off....

Laura B.

2 comments:

Kelly said...

Our dogs get terrible gas. What cracks me up is that they always look at thier butt like they don't know what just happened.

Vanessa said...

My schnauzer does that too. Then she jumps up and stares at you like "Hey! Who farted!?! That's nasty, you know!" Occasionally she'll spin around to try and see her butt then look at you accusingly with this "STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT" look. Terrible smell, but funny reactions.